Dog Hoodies

The chest decides the size, not the head. Take the tape round the widest point of the chest, just behind the front legs, and read the size straight off the guide. Nothing is added on top of what the tape says, because the room to move is already cut into the pattern. Between two sizes, take the larger one. Every size is drawn as its own pattern rather than scaled up from a single shape, and a dog that is long in the body — a dachshund, a corgi, a whippet — can have extra length cut into the back.

On the cap a cord runs through the folded back edge, so it draws in to the head. The bandana pulls on over the head on a covered elastic band, so there is nothing to tie. None of it is a collar, a harness or a lead — leave the real collar on underneath, and take the hat off when the dog is left alone.

All three take stitching, and it is free however many pieces carry writing. There is no letter limit: a longer line is set smaller so that it still fits the panel it is stitched on. Letters, numbers and spaces are all fine, and I stitch exactly what you type.

If nothing has been cut yet, yes — reply to your order confirmation; your line is printed on it. Once the needle has been through the cloth, no: thread does not come out without leaving the holes behind. It is stitched exactly as you type it, so a typo copied faithfully is not a fault. Read it twice before you pay.

No slurs, nobody else’s brand, nothing threatening, nothing sexual and nobody’s name but your dog’s. It is a dog. I cannot read it, so I am not the one deciding — there is a list, and every line is checked against it. Fail it and you get an email and the full amount back the same day, not a quietly softened version of itself.

Ready in 1–3 working days, counted from the order landing. Nothing here is made before it is asked for and nothing is held in stock, so there is no shelf to pull from. After that the date belongs to the post, not to me — I do not print an arrival date, and the carrier’s own estimate is at checkout.

Across the European Union, out of Prague, tracked. One parcel however many pieces are in the order. What it costs is on the Shipping policy page, listed by country, and the checkout confirms it against the country you pick.

Anything with nothing written on it comes back: tell me within 14 days of it arriving and post it back unworn, with the tag on. You pay that postage. Once it carries your words it cannot come back for a change of mind — nobody else asked for that line, and EU law allows that only because you are told before you pay, which is what this is. Faulty is different, written on or not: I remake it or refund you, and that postage is mine both ways.