Pumpkin Moon Dog Bandana

• A dog bandana in five sizes, S to XXL, and the neck is what picks one.
• It goes on over the head on a covered elastic band, so there is nothing to tie and no knot to work loose.
• Whatever you type is embroidered on the front — thread through the cloth, not print on top of it.
• Cut and stitched to order in Prague, one at a time.
• Both faces are finished, so either one can be the front.
• None of it is a collar, a harness or a lead: leave the real collar on underneath, and take this off when the dog is left alone.
• No slurs, nobody else's brand, nothing threatening, nothing sexual and nobody's name but your dog's. If what you typed fails that, you get an email and the full amount back the same day — not a quietly softened version of what you asked for.

I make it myself in Prague, one at a time after you order — which is why it takes 1–3 working days. Nothing is held in stock, so there is no shelf to pull from and nothing waits for a batch.

Free over 34,00 €, everywhere I ship. Under that the rate depends on where it is going, and the exact figure is shown at the checkout before you pay. One parcel however many pieces are in the order.

The table is the carrier's own published estimate, counted from the day the parcel leaves — not from the day you order, and not a date I can promise. The figure for your address is shown at the checkout. Whatever it does, delivery will be no later than 30 days from your order. Full shipping policy

The neck, taken low down where the collar already sits. Nothing here adjusts afterwards, so it is worth measuring now rather than after the parcel arrives.

Around the neck at the collar line, over the coat, comfortable rather than tight — two fingers should lie flat under the tape.

Between two sizes, or anywhere inside an overlap, take the larger — going up costs a looser drape, going down costs you the bandana.

Bulldogs, boxers, pugs, staffies — anything whose skull is wider than its neck — are bought for getting it over the head, which means the size above.

Nothing with your words on it can come back for a change of mind, because nobody else can wear it. A fault is different: that I put right or refund, written on or not.

A plain piece — nothing stitched on it — comes back for any reason at all: tell me within 14 days of it arriving and post it back unworn.

You cover return postage unless the item is faulty or we made an embroidery mistake. In that case, Cooper covers shipping both ways. Full returns policy